ATONES FOR THE UNPOLITENESS OF A FORMER CHAPTER; WHICH DESERTED A LADY, MOST UNCEREMONIOUSLY
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As it would be, by no means, seemly in a humble author to keep so mighty a personage as a beadle waiting, with his back to the fire, and the skirts of his coat gathered up under his arms, until such time as it might suit his pleasure to relieve him; and as it would still less become his station, or his gallantry to involve in the same neglect a lady on whom that beadle had looked with an eye of tenderness and affection, and in whose ear he had whispered sweet words, which, coming from such a quarter, might well thrill the bosom of maid or matron of whatsoever degree; the historian whose pen traces these words--trusting that he knows his place, and that he entertains a becoming reverence for those upon earth to whom high and important authority is delegated--hastens to pay them that respect which their position demands, and to treat them with all that duteous ceremony which their exalted rank, and (by consequence) great virtues, imperatively claim at his hands. Towards this end, indeed, he had purposed to introduce, in this place, a dissertation touching the divine right of beadles, and elucidative of the position, that a beadle can do no wrong: which could not fail to have been both pleasurable and profitable to the right-minded reader but which he is unfortunately compelled, by want of time and space, to postpone to some more convenient and fitting opportunity; on the arrival of which, he will be prepared to show, that a beadle properly constituted: that is to say, a parochial beadle, attached to a parochail workhouse, and attending in his official capacity the parochial church: is, in right and virtue of his office, possessed of all the excellences and best qualities of humanity; and that to none of those excellences, can mere companies’ beadles, or court-of-law beadles, or even chapel-of-ease beadles (save the last, and they in a very lowly and inferior degree), lay the remotest sustainable claim.
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Mr. Bumble had re-counted the teaspoons, re-weighed the sugar-tongs, made a closer inspection of the milk-pot, and ascertained to a nicety the exact condition of the furniture, down to the very horse-hair seats of the chairs; and had repeated each process full half a dozen times; before he began to think that it was time for Mrs. Corney to return. Thinking begets thinking; as there were no sounds of Mrs. Corney’s approach, it occured to Mr. Bumble that it would be an innocent and virtuous way of spending the time, if he were further to allay his curiousity by a cursory glance at the interior of Mrs. Corney’s chest of drawers.
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Having listened at the keyhole, to assure himself that nobody was approaching the chamber, Mr. Bumble, beginning at the bottom, proceeded to make himself acquainted with the contents of the three long drawers: which, being filled with various garments of good fashion and texture, carefully preserved between two layers of old newspapers, speckled with dried lavender: seemed to yield him exceeding satisfaction. Arriving, in course of time, at the right-hand corner drawer (in which was the key), and beholding therein a small padlocked box, which, being shaken, gave forth a pleasant sound, as of the chinking of coin, Mr. Bumble returned with a stately walk to the fireplace; and, resuming his old attitude, said, with a grave and determined air, ’I’ll do it!’ He followed up this remarkable declaration, by shaking his head in a waggish manner for ten minutes, as though he were remonstrating with himself for being such a pleasant dog; and then, he took a view of his legs in profile, with much seeming pleasure and interest.
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He was still placidly engaged in this latter survey, when Mrs. Corney, hurrying into the room, threw herself, in a breathless state, on a chair by the fireside, and covering her eyes with one hand, placed the other over her heart, and gasped for breath.
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’Mrs. Corney,’ said Mr. Bumble, stooping over the matron, ’what is this, ma’am? Has anything happened, ma’am? Pray answer me: I’m on--on--’ Mr. Bumble, in his alarm, could not immediately think of the word ’tenterhooks,’ so he said ’broken bottles.’
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’Oh, Mr. Bumble!’ cried the lady, ’I have been so dreadfully put out!’
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’Put out, ma’am!’ exclaimed Mr. Bumble; ’who has dared to--? I know!’ said Mr. Bumble, checking himself, with native majesty, ’this is them wicious paupers!’
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’It’s dreadful to think of!’ said the lady, shuddering.
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’Then _don’t_ think of it, ma’am,’ rejoined Mr. Bumble.
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’I can’t help it,’ whimpered the lady.
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’Then take something, ma’am,’ said Mr. Bumble soothingly. ’A little of the wine?’
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’Not for the world!’ replied Mrs. Corney. ’I couldn’t,--oh! The top shelf in the right-hand corner--oh!’ Uttering these words, the good lady pointed, distractedly, to the cupboard, and underwent a convulsion from internal spasms. Mr. Bumble rushed to the closet; and, snatching a pint green-glass bottle from the shelf thus incoherently indicated, filled a tea-cup with its contents, and held it to the lady’s lips.
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’I’m better now,’ said Mrs. Corney, falling back, after drinking half of it.
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Mr. Bumble raised his eyes piously to the ceiling in thankfulness; and, bringing them down again to the brim of the cup, lifted it to his nose.
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’Peppermint,’ exclaimed Mrs. Corney, in a faint voice, smiling gently on the beadle as she spoke. ’Try it! There’s a little--a little something else in it.’
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Mr. Bumble tasted the medicine with a doubtful look; smacked his lips; took another taste; and put the cup down empty.
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’It’s very comforting,’ said Mrs. Corney.
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’Very much so indeed, ma’am,’ said the beadle. As he spoke, he drew a chair beside the matron, and tenderly inquired what had happened to distress her.
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’Nothing,’ replied Mrs. Corney. ’I am a foolish, excitable, weak creetur.’
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’Not weak, ma’am,’ retorted Mr. Bumble, drawing his chair a little closer. ’Are you a weak creetur, Mrs. Corney?’
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’We are all weak creeturs,’ said Mrs. Corney, laying down a general principle.
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’So we are,’ said the beadle.
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Nothing was said on either side, for a minute or two afterwards. By the expiration of that time, Mr. Bumble had illustrated the position by removing his left arm from the back of Mrs. Corney’s chair, where it had previously rested, to Mrs. Corney’s apron-string, round which it gradually became entwined.
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’We are all weak creeturs,’ said Mr. Bumble.
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Mrs. Corney sighed.
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’Don’t sigh, Mrs. Corney,’ said Mr. Bumble.
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’I can’t help it,’ said Mrs. Corney. And she sighed again.
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’This is a very comfortable room, ma’am,’ said Mr. Bumble looking round. ’Another room, and this, ma’am, would be a complete thing.’
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’It would be too much for one,’ murmured the lady.
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’But not for two, ma’am,’ rejoined Mr. Bumble, in soft accents. ’Eh, Mrs. Corney?’
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Mrs. Corney drooped her head, when the beadle said this; the beadle drooped his, to get a view of Mrs. Corney’s face. Mrs. Corney, with great propriety, turned her head away, and released her hand to get at her pocket-handkerchief; but insensibly replaced it in that of Mr. Bumble.
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’The board allows you coals, don’t they, Mrs. Corney?’ inquired the beadle, affectionately pressing her hand.
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’And candles,’ replied Mrs. Corney, slightly returning the pressure.
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’Coals, candles, and house-rent free,’ said Mr. Bumble. ’Oh, Mrs. Corney, what an Angel you are!’
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The lady was not proof against this burst of feeling. She sank into Mr. Bumble’s arms; and that gentleman in his agitation, imprinted a passionate kiss upon her chaste nose.
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’Such porochial perfection!’ exclaimed Mr. Bumble, rapturously. ’You know that Mr. Slout is worse to-night, my fascinator?’
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’Yes,’ replied Mrs. Corney, bashfully.
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’He can’t live a week, the doctor says,’ pursued Mr. Bumble. ’He is the master of this establishment; his death will cause a wacancy; that wacancy must be filled up. Oh, Mrs. Corney, what a prospect this opens! What a opportunity for a jining of hearts and housekeepings!’
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Mrs. Corney sobbed.
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Mrs. Corney twice essayed to speak: and twice failed. At length summoning up courage, she threw her arms around Mr. Bumble’s neck, and said, it might be as soon as ever he pleased, and that he was ’a irresistible duck.’
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Matters being thus amicably and satisfactorily arranged, the contract was solemnly ratified in another teacupful of the peppermint mixture; which was rendered the more necessary, by the flutter and agitation of the lady’s spirits. While it was being disposed of, she acquainted Mr. Bumble with the old woman’s decease.